Grey Hair Army

Old guys that yell at skaters for no reason.

person one: hey wanna skate up the park later today? Person2: no the freaking grey hair army is always there shouting and trying to hit you with their canes
GHA: hey you hoolingans stop riding them there skating boards on the hand rails.

by el paso de longboard August 26, 2012

Dike Hair Salon

When you wash and massage ALL the hair.

I went to Stacy's last night and she gave me a dike hair salon.

by talkshowcheat May 27, 2017

Canadian Hair Gel

When you bust a nut in a girls hair and it hardens overnight

that girl I brought home from the bars last night woke up this morning with canadian hair gel

by DirtyD23 December 1, 2010

Blue haired weredike

An insideous female creature that emerges from its child like cocoon, usually in college but sometimes before. It feeds off of attention through virtue signaling. The only way to destroy this vile beast is to ignore it.

Mother: My God, what has happened to our daughter.
Father : I feel she has turned into a blue haired weredike. Damn you to hell higher education.

by Herpatitis Aids July 10, 2020

hair goer awayer

something that you shave with a better name for razor.

Hey Tammy what is that?
It's a hair goer awayer.
do you mean razor?
NO I mean hair goer awayer.

by ummmahairgoerawayer April 26, 2021

toothpaste in my hair

the excuse you use when you blow someone before work and get their jizz in your hair and you try to get your coworker to cover for you so you can go home and wash the jizz out but you can’t reveal that’s it’s jizz so you say it’s toothpaste

Hey, can you cover my shift? I’ve got toothpaste in my hair.

by Toight-like-a-tygah October 6, 2019

Ice Cream Hair

People that have this kind of hair are really anoying. They try to act cool and they can be in grade 7-12. They are mostly part of every gang but no one likes them.

Ew does that kid have Ice Cream Hair?

by Lebronzeo October 5, 2023