bath fuck

When you and your spouse start fucking in the bath

We started bath fucking last night before we went to Bed.

by $1.00 April 13, 2014

Kluster fuck

If any thing is some sort of a disaster it is considered a kluster fuck

P1: I hate going through rotaries

P2: i know this is such a kluster fuck!

by Puff Puff McGee September 16, 2018

Fucking Muppet

Someone who struggles to complete a task at work accurately and in a timely manner and generally fucks it up.
Also commonly know as a Luke.

Luke you're a fucking muppet.

by Dino80 October 22, 2019

Smile Fucked

A passive agressive response leading someone to believe you agree with them when your most certainly do not.

The old lady "Smile Fucked" her family by telling them "Yes I've been thinking of moving into the retirement community, I just need some time to decided which one."

by Joefish November 27, 2012

fuck it moment

It's a moment, in life, just like the one before you jump into a cold pool, you say fuck it and dive right in.

When you are out at a bar and you catch eyes with a babe walking passed you.. You want to stop them, but your nervous. Then you remember the fuck it moment and say, hi.

You write a text to someone but start to over analyze it, fuck it- send!

by Fireflyliv July 7, 2014

fucking with cobras

used to describe a person who is crazy to the point of putting themselves in obvious harm's way for no reason. See also playing with sharks

Sean and three other guys got drunk and decided to take those class IV rapids on inner tubes. In my opinion, they're all fucking with cobras.

by Michael T. Biffins October 24, 2006

Fortnite Fuck

Someone who is sexually attracted to a Fortnite skin

Charlie: I’m attracted to ghoul trooper

Josh: I’m attracted to whiplash

Harry Harry Bob: I’m gay so I love black knight

Richie: I’m not a Fortnite fuck I’m gay and fat

by TGT JJP VloggsYT July 9, 2019