Get out of jail free card

Something you don't have. And I don't have.

"Man, wish I had a get out of jail free card!"

by My dictionary284 September 14, 2020

Go free range some dicks

Alteranative to eat a bag of dicks. Used when the effort required to bag dicks for consumption require more effort than the subject serves or time allows.

Dicks, scattered and frolicking in their natural habitat. Unbagged and grazing quietly.

Go free range some dicks, you’re not worth the time it takes to bag them.

by Gemstaa December 15, 2017

tell on three, get away free.

A person who is a rat, whom would give up 3 people to the police to not be incarcerated in a (alleged) crime.

"he's a rat bitch, he pulled a tell on three, get away free."

by Arrghbys September 16, 2019

Free dick sign up sheet

When you complain about circumstances in your life that you have complete control over and you walked into the circumstance of your own free will

Mike: They screwed me over at work! I was supposed to go to the animal sale saturday, but they asked if I could come in and I said yes.

Steve: You just put your name on the Free dick sign up sheet

by Fkdover February 24, 2023

Make LeBron a Free Agent

OFFICIAL CLEVELAND DEFINITION: To take a shit
(Another euphamism for "Taking my talents to South Beach")

Damn, I got the bubble guts! I'll be back. I'm going to the bathroom to "Make LeBron a Free Agent".

by The Encyclopedia Cuyahoga August 18, 2010

buy one get one free

a synonym for masturbation

Kease: I heard your girl left for vacation?
Mikey: Yup, so im going to have to buy one get one free until she comes back

by John Doughty May 1, 2008

Free public university system

A system where all the universities in a country are run and financed by the goverment and anyone who wants to can go there free of charge. There is a movement to get that system established in the United States. If higher education is needed dy the country and can't function without it then this makes sense.It is believed by many that the U.S. will have to switch to this system sooner or later because of the high cost of higher education and the sooner the better.

Lets have a free public university system.

by Deep blue 2012 April 8, 2010