Sog Shit

Dog shit that has been in the snow all winter. Once the snow melts, you are left with soggy dog poo that keeps it's original form, but is extremely unstable and messy.

Oh great, the snow has melted and now I have a yard full of Sog Shit. It's so hard to clean up.

Dude, watch out- Oh too late. You stepped in that Sog Shit. You are going to have to hose down your shoes.

by Neoxin1 March 19, 2011

Shit's Hard

Sometimes the only thing you can say to a friend who is getting their ass handed to them by life.

"Hey, how you doing?"
"Not great. I've had three colds this month, I'm broke, I'm not getting laid, I've gained thirty pounds, and the whole world is falling apart."
"Yeah... shit's hard, man."

by Little Walnut October 3, 2017

shit-a-cactus

when one takes a poop within 15 minutes of consuming a pre workout supplement containing more than 4grams of the amino acid beta alanine. the parasthesia caused by the beta alanine makes the participant feel as though they are pooping out a cactus

" that beta alanine made my b-hole feel like i have just shit-a-cactus "

by eat more pies May 28, 2015

Shit and mingle

When girls always wanna go to the bathroom together. They go take a shit and mingle

Hey Aubrey, I’ve gotta go pee. Wanna go shit and mingle?

“Where did the girls go?”
“Oh, I think they went to go shit and mingle”
“Nice, hope they don’t take too long”

by Shitnmingle February 8, 2019

CHUNKY SHIT

CHUNKY SHIT is a word to describe a cat/ dog that is overweight

guy#1: hey it was nice of you to let me into your house
Guy#2 Hey no problem afterall we are brothers. Hey want to see my cat?
Guy#1: hey is it that same CHUNKY SHIT?
Guy#2 You know it!

by Absolute chungus glizzy goblin December 7, 2020

Musical Shits

The action of taking shits on a toilet while listening to music. Not to be confused with the game Musical Chairs. Some people take multiple musical shits in the same day.

I always listen to music when I take a shit. In fact, I usually take a couple musical shits a day.

by The Musical Shitter October 4, 2011

Shit-niggery

Noun.

Foolish or silly behaviour, often associated with acts typically committed by a nigger.

"Where'd my bike go? What kind of shit-niggery is this?"

by Voldemort's whore January 20, 2013