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the asshole doesn't fall far from the tree

When a son/daughter is intolerable or unlikable, just like their father/mother.
The neighbor boy must be taking lessons from his father. He let his dog poop in our yard again," I said. "The asshole doesn't fall far from the tree.
by HOEL November 8, 2010
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hit it from the back and drive you wild

You're bored and like this song, so you searched it in the Urban Dictionary
You so fuckin precious when you smile
hit it from the back and drive you wild
by sxeme October 12, 2018
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tore up from the floor up

Being jacked as hell, somebody who has ripped legs, core, chest, and arms.
Wow, he must have been hitting them gym because he's tore up from the floor up.
by Rory Butler September 9, 2009
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Drop a bomb from five foot up

In act in which one stands upon the toilet seat and proceeds to release a giant turd into the toilet. Amateurs make a large splash. Professionals make no splash. For some, this is better than sex.
"Dude! last night I want to drop a bomb from five foot up and it made no splash, but Granny was over."
by Bitticks February 1, 2008
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Thanks, I got them from a unicorn

"I like your boots" is code in the LGBT community for, "I think your hot, are you gay too?". The appropriate response (if the answer to the question I "yes") is "Thanks, I got them from a unicorn". This is based off a line from the movie Love, Simon, in which a character says "I like your shoelaces" and another responds with "Thanks, I got them from the President".
"Hey, how you doin? I like your boots."
"Really? Thanks, I got them from a unicorn."
by Pseudonym12112211122211112222 January 16, 2021
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From the same Father who didn't Bother

Describing that you ARE related by someone who has the same Father, but he was NOT present in neither of you lives
Wecome from the same Father who didn't bother !
by Dewars July 8, 2010
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