max the dog

1. dog who becomes crashing into things such as walls or doors while being chasing flashlights.

2. Loud as fuck.

3. jumps like a black man.

4. dog that pisses off cats untill he is mauled by them

1. "that max the dog broke through his second door today, oh wait, third."

2. "that system of a down music was max the dog in hot topic store"
"I know bolth my ears and my anus started to bleed"

3. "oh here he goes, he's going to jump"
"yo he just pulled a max the dog and jumped 6 feet 7inches in the air"

4."im sorry we couldn't save your dog ma'm he just pissed off that cat a little too much"

by the gentile gangsta' December 24, 2003

Hot Dogging

Hot dogging - Usually reserved for when sex is an unavailable option. Simply put your dick between her ass checks and hump away. (A wiener between the buns)

"Sorry babe I'm on my period, but you can still do some Hot Dogging."
"Hot dog me like one of your french girls"

by A brick October 1, 2018

Pretzel-Dog

During sex, one partner does a headstand in the pretzel position(crossing your legs like a pretzel) While the other partner preforms butt sex to the headstanding person. Before taking part in this act, you may cover your bodies in salt. If desired, you may have various animals running around licking the salt off your bodies.

"Hey I've had a great time tonight, Do you wanna, maybe, Pretzel-Dog?"

"Hell Yeah! I'll get my hamster!"

by niranafrk8108 January 30, 2010

foo dog

A pair of chinese statues usually placed at the entrance of a building to ward off evil spirits. One has its mouth open to suck the spirits in, the other has its mouth closed to trap them.

There were a pair of foo dogs sitting at the entrance of that chinese restaurant

by FinalPhoenix February 14, 2004

nah dog

Very lazily telling your friend no. The phrase is usually stretched out, more so if intoxicated or under the influence.

Man 1: Ay man, lets go rob dat' liquor store, cuz I'm drunk in this bitch.

Man 2: Nah dog, I's on parole.

by mikethemaniac December 9, 2008

Dog locking

(adj) The art of inserting a thumb into someones arse and bending it once inserted (preventing the other party from moving).

Boy I fucked that slapper hard. She nearly fell off it was that wet so i had to dog lock her.

by sonofsmurf June 7, 2005

The puppy dog

The art of the puppy dog is complimented by the wet nose effect, and must be taken seriously!!!To really succeed in this maneuver you must first become familiar with the term "CLIT COMMANDER". After eating a girl out for a while and shes getting used to the tongue, you proceed to wet your nose with your finger tip and dive in "nose first" stimulating the clitoris by repeatedly shaking your head in disaprovment or the NO movement.

She fuckin loved the puppy dog I gave her! she had no idea!

by Dirty Double D January 17, 2007