cum recepticle 

Term for a woman! Used in reference to wife,girlfriend.

We don't have anything in common she's just my cum recepticle.

cum recepticle by mrwzig January 10, 2007

Cum guzzler

A woman whom greedily and habitually gargles sperm in her mouth and
frequently the outcome will result in her swallowing the sperm.

I am never leaving this girl, she's the best cum guzzler on the planet!

Cum guzzler by DeanNJ March 19, 2007

Cum Conditioner 

when you are taking your partner doggy style, and you pull out and squirt your load of cum so far it reaches her hair, coating it like hair conditioner

I was pumping Sandy doggy style last night and I was so turned on that I pulled out and squirted a bid load of cum conditioner all over her

Cum Conditioner by Mr Cumblasta June 23, 2008

Cum candy 

Cum candy is a term used to describe male ejaculate by women and men who love swallowing their lover's jizz when they give him a blow job.

Come on, let me suck your cock so that I can taste your cum candy.

Cum candy by Emmanuelle Undine November 30, 2010

Cum cloud 

When your so horny, the amount of cum in your balls excedes the boundaries of your scrotum and leaks to your brain ultimately "clouding" your judgement when it comes to all women and having sex with them. Cum clouds result in standards dropping 6 to 7 points for the thickest of clouds.

The only cure is to cum. Once you release the cum from your body. Your mind will be functioning correctly and you will realize you just had sex with the obscenely disgusting women laying next to you and you will ask your self WTF did I just do!

Bro #1: Dude I havent jacked off in days i could totally bang that chick next to you!

Bro #2: Dude that chick your talking about is 3 day old corpse.
Bro #1: So?
Bro #2: Dude we need to you to the nearest whore house you are suffering from the worlds biggest cum cloud... some would call this the perfect storm!

Cum cloud by MK9903 April 14, 2012

Cum balls 

are hacked up by whores if they have swallowed to much cum, can be seen on southpark when Paris Hilton coughs up cum balls,

After swallowing too much cum Lisa hacked-up cum balls.

Cum balls by J Lackey August 31, 2006

cum bubble 

whan a man or woman blows bubbles with the load they just had busted in their mouth.

Sally was blowing cum bubbles after suckin a dick down.

cum bubble by Danielledvm December 23, 2007