Bread Man

The idiot of the day. The dumbest human to ever be in existence.

David is being the bread man today, he thought his socks go on his hands.

by Wizard of trees May 8, 2018

WiFi Bread

"To make bread" means making money, and Wi-Fi Bread simply means making money online through entrepreneurial ventures.

Joe: I want to escape the 9-5 and make lots of money without going to the office every day.

James: Gotta make that WiFi bread then, homie.

by Morrahunter March 18, 2024

Makin' bread

Self pleasing yourself AKA masturbation

John : hey Jimmy, watcha doing over there?

Jimmy : Makin' bread ;)

by nzninja99 April 12, 2015

Breads

A beautiful loaf of bread that never expires and considers all other bread as family.

Breads is the best!

by NotBreads September 21, 2020

Lesbian Bread

The type of bread of which lesbians like to eat.

That lesbian just took a bite of her store bought Trader Joe's lesbian bread.

by Gay4Ghosts July 1, 2018

Bread

Bread (or breading) is a cuddling position where two partners lay on top of each other with their stomachs facing towards the two partners.

“I love when my I cuddle with my girlfriend and we bread to the point we slowly fall asleep”

by Startupedition February 5, 2024

toasting my bread

doing something disturbing/emotionally painful without directly doing anything to you

This man was really toasting my bread with the video he posted yesterday

by Gay professor man November 27, 2020