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is a pigs pussy pork

"are we suppose to do that, that way?"
"Is a pigs pussy pork?"
by showboat1 September 8, 2011
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Pig Tail

Taking a shit on your girlfriend's chest that ends up being so long it coils up like a Pig's Tail.
I was pushing one out and it kept on coming until there was a big pig tail on her chest.
by Mat in Utah May 25, 2006
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Teaching a pig to sing

A quote from Robert Heinlein: Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.

Usually applied to someone that has a character flaw or annoying habit they will never change because they simply aren't able to.
A person with bad hygiene - you tell them they stink but they don't really care.
"Getting you to clean your room is like teaching a pig to sing; it's a waste of my time and all it does is annoy you."
by BigRed60 August 1, 2009
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Pig Farm Road

A road in Lakeville, Ma that is just a scarey place. You will be freaked out. Its a typical jucket place
I'm still freaked out from going on Pig Farm Road.
by Creaped Out January 27, 2008
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plug the pig's ass

To "plug the pig's ass" is to set in motion a chain of events which will result in an unfortunate, disastrous or hilarious outcome to the person plugging the pig's ass.

in slang: to plug the pig's ass is to fuck yourself over
If Jim were to screw his boss' wife and then brag about it at work, we could say:
"Jim really plugged the pig's ass on that one!"
by krimsen January 16, 2005
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sexual guinea pig

a slut that likes all of the sexual postions
miley cyrus is SUCH a sexual guinea pig , she likes it up,down and side to side!
by poopie logles February 23, 2009
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drift pig

A car suited to drifting, usually RWD rear wheel drive. Also usually involves having the right setup including slicks, ECU, etc
I fixed the tranny in my WRX so its RWD, its a sic drift pig now!
by Joe D. [EvoKid] October 7, 2006
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