Doting SIMP

Pretty much any guy with the name Morgan.

Morgan simps his way through life. He is such a doting simp it’s embarrassing.

by Morgan. August 07, 2021

ain't no simp

The opposite of a simp. what did you expect idiot?

egirl: help i am hanging off a cliff

sugma: AIN'T NO SIMP

by Kasprin June 30, 2023

Social Simp

Someone who lost their sense of dignity long ago. When faced with a cancellation mob trying to destroy their life, take away their job, and ruin their reputation over a trivial matter, something that happened decades ago, or a misinterpretation of something said or done, they grovel and apologize in the hopes that they might appease the mob. These spineless characters beg for forgiveness even though it has yet to prove fruitful in any case.

"Did you hear that Tommy is being canceled because he held the door open for some girls at the mall? Clear case of internalized patriarchy."

"And he apologized for that?! What a feckless social simp."

by Thesbian.Thriller March 04, 2021

Simp x Taya

best couple

eyy simp x taya do be high

by Simp is ass water February 08, 2021

Premium simp

A fellow who buys females premium snapchats😂😂😂

That guy ____ is a premium simp, he buys a pic every check

by Kr47y February 24, 2020

senpai simp

Senpai Simp thinks they like cheese but they just like cheese because why not.

You like cheese Senpai?
senpai simp: cheese. i like cheese. suck up the cheese.
W-wha-

by maple ;) January 25, 2021

koro sensei simp

degenarates who spend their lives jacking off to an anime octupus because they are discord mods and cant get bitches on their dick

ew a koro sensei simp, lets runso we dont see them make thirsty tweets

by InfinityYT March 08, 2022