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Joe Rogan: Jordan, did you shit in the sink?
Jordan Peterson: You're going to have to define "sink" and what exactly it means to "shit".
Ben Shapiro: A sink is a a fixed basin with a water supply and a drain. "Shit" is an English-language profanity. As a noun, it refers to fecal matter, and as a verb it means to defecate; in the plural, it means diarrhea.
Jordan Peterson: So by your logic, even a toilet is a sink?
Joe Rogan: Fuck you, Jordan.
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Jordan is a fucking goat and gets all the bitches he wants with his amazing Cock
Omg is that Jordan I love his cock
by Jimmy mate November 23, 2021
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A very normal human being that is named jordan can either be a girl or a boy but if its a boy stay away from him he's most likely weird and dyslexic.
Person 1:Wanna meet Jordan he's some guy i just met

Person 2: no...
by Mayo_nice September 18, 2022
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You are the idiots who let the fucking kids get murder and not only did the weaponized schizophrenia surveillance NOT protect your kids but it actively got kids killed and I told you not to do that. So YOU fucking prove it because it is YOUR job and not MY job. You're the one who fucked up here. You are the one who needs to make it right and blaming me for you not taking instructions or even doing your due diligence it when YOU are the one who need to take the blame. YOU take the blame and YOU prove it and then YOU pay me for what YOU took because the benefits THEY gain from MY work did not come from YOU before YOU did nothing.
Hym "No. Jordan's trying to make me move a finger so no I won't to that. I'm already lifting more fingers than anybody in the history of humanity I don't think I should have to lift more fingers. I think the INVESTIGATION PLACE- THE PLACE WHOSE ENTIRE EXISTENCE REVOLVES AROUND INVESTIGATE and can DO THAT FOR ME in exchange for the TAX DOLLARS you have ALREADY TAKEN... AND HAVE... IN YOUR POCKETS... And then YOU do... That. You prove that. I did my due diligence. I lived in it for 10 years and then proven that I can tell the difference between THAT and my own mind. I know for a fact it is proveable and I told YOU exactly how YOU could prove it and instead of proving it you did this. I'm not doing shit other than child murder about it bitch. Do you want more of that or less of that? Because YOUR BEHAVIOR would indicate you want to of it."
by Hym Iam December 7, 2025
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Jordan a hot sexy beast. Is a beast at soccer and get all the ladies
by Gappy Jo October 24, 2015
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the Michael Jordan of

Someone who is considered as the greatest in their respective sports
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JORDAN YAQUB

Amir Jordan YaQub, also known as Lil Gemi, is a born and raised Philly native and Muslim entrepreneur whose life is a testament to resilience, faith, and determination. Lil Gemi was named after his grandfather, Jimmy, who, along with his godmother, helped raise him while his parents were in and out of the streets. In a surprising and profound moment, his grandfather told Amir that he wanted to become a Muslim, and after learning more about Islam under Amir’s guidance, he took his shahada just months before passing away from cancer—a moment that deeply shaped Amir’s faith and purpose. Losing his mother at 18 tested him further, but his belief that no soul is taken without God’s permission kept him focused and strong. Today, Amir has become a boss of all trades, building successful ventures in real estate, technology, commercial fishing, and fashion. His journey from nothing to something embodies the principle he lives by: “Life is not about how you start, but how you finish.”
by GLOREALA September 27, 2025
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