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Ladies and Gents and non-binary friends

gender-inclusive greeting expression

replacement of the exclusive expression "Ladies and Gentlemen" with a rhyme structure

invented by the YouTuber One Topic At A Time as an appropriate greeting towards his queer audience
"Ladies and Gents and non-binary friends, welcome to today's episode of r/sapphoandherfriend."
"Let's dive into this subreddit, ladies and gents and non-binary friends!"
by Aküma March 26, 2020
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there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse

A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.
Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?

Guy 2: No what happened to her?

Guy 1: She died

Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?

Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off

Guy 2: Wtf!
by panda_patches May 7, 2013
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Get yo old lady chancletas outa here

when a kid, a teenager or a young adult wears old ass chancletas.
(or wearing your grandpa's or grandma's shoes)
me: *looks down to see what your wearing*
you: what?
me: why are you wearing that?
you: uhm.. because I was fishing...?
me: JUST GET YO OLD LADY CHANCLETAS OUTA HERE OH MY GOD THEY'RE SO OLD!!
you: uh...
me: look my chancletas are better than yours!
by the boring one August 7, 2019
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no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza?

A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.
Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?
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A quote from the will ferrell movie "Blades of Glory". Easily one of the funniest quotes in the movie
How'd it go with your lady friend? Carve up any ice...with your wiener?
by phil atio April 13, 2008
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Lady Boy

Opposite of a Brazilian wax; the waxing of a man’s ass and balls

Named due to the Philippines being the antipode of Brazil
Just got a Lady Boy
by TheDriverofDoom69 June 29, 2024
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Lady Lotto

Lady Lotto - a game of chance played by ugly/nerdy men that involves making contact with large numbers of attractive women in the vain hope of finding a partner way above their league.
It must be time for a win on the Lady Lotto - I've sent almost fifty emails and not a single reply.
by mk188 October 24, 2010
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