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Chef Dick

Furthermore, it is the wiser linecook who has graduated. Not to be mistaken with linecook dick. Chef Dick is the single male, usually in a Sioux chef or head chef position who has figured out all the secrets to sex, been married, has divorced, raising children and has a furnished apartment he utilizes to coerce the Kundalini within a women.

Often has DMT Cartridges, variations of LSD and Newport 100s. He's tattooed, usually in random places and incomplete.
Sara: I heard Zach is Going to a Tool concert after work.

Anna: I love the menu he organized, we've been getting a lot of service.
Sarah: I heard he microdoses acid for mental health.
Anna: He must have that Chef Dick
by AubSnow August 28, 2022
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Pluto Dick

When a guys dick is so small it's barely exists.
What's up with J? Sue hooked up with him and said he has a Pluto dick.
by CLEdogg May 18, 2014
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Floppy Dick Rules

Rules for an event that change in the middle of that event, much like a floppy dick flops around.
"I can't believe we have to obey these floppy dick rules!"

"This competition's floppy dick rules are disappointing."
by gunplanexus July 14, 2020
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dave the dick destroyer

Dave is a man who just wanted to enjoy his egg salad sandwich in London Bridge, Platform 2. However, he was stalked by a small 12 year old girl. Therefore he did not enjoy his sandwich.
Dave the dick destroyer really destroyed my dick.
by Angle the egg layer January 16, 2025
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Siamese Dick

When you become stuck together during sex. Can happen when using glue instead of lube or naturally.
Bob1: Hey Bob2, why is there a girl standing right in front of you?

Bob2: Oh, we have a siamese dick.
by MerpyMoo August 30, 2016
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Chicken dick

A guy who can't last more then 10 seconds.
Omg my boyfriend has a chicken dick, he only lasted like 7 seconds
by Boo-ster October 5, 2017
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