"Half a Horseshoe in my Ass" is when you have half good luck and half bad luck, Indicating you're just as normal as anyone else. Unlike "No Horseshoe in my Ass" which means you're below average or "A Full Horseshoe in my Ass" meaning you're above average. There is also "Multiple Horseshoes in my Ass" which means you are an over-achiever and "Horseshoe shaped void in my Ass"/"Negative Horseshoe(s) in my Ass" meaning an Underachiever.
My friend once said: "I put half a horseshoe in my ass, I'm gonna go to bed and see when I wake up whether it fell out or got sucked in during the night. I'm excited to learn something new, goodnight. I get the feeling I'll be able to predict the weather with this method, we'll see"
by CharlieKirk January 03, 2025
by Ribena November 07, 2003
"Cuz he likes contestants on the show that are in shape. As long as you don't look like a barrel ass or a porker."
One of the feltching disciplines; cum is sucked from an asshole by the "Siphon". Once full, they transfer the cumload into a vagina by mouth.
Opposite of Creampie Cleanup. Popular amongst the reduce reuse community.
Opposite of Creampie Cleanup. Popular amongst the reduce reuse community.
I assume you siphon ass? It's irresponsible this day and age to waste cum that way.
We are saving 35% a month on gangbangs since my hubby began siphoning ass to stretch our lube budget.
We are saving 35% a month on gangbangs since my hubby began siphoning ass to stretch our lube budget.
by Lucifix March 19, 2023
by xaishi May 27, 2023
when your booty is so shitty you are unable to clean that shit yourself so you have to phone a friend to help.
by The original shitty booty February 06, 2024
by unused username February 14, 2024