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Illusory ass

A seating position used by people with the lack of an ass to make it appear as though they have one. Involves curving the back forward, while leaving the ass in a normal seated positron.
Even though she really had no ass, the illusory ass position made it look like she did.
by The guy September 13, 2016
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Ass buckle

An "ass job", where a guy fucks a girls ass cheeks, without penetration, and in order to increase friction the girl will lower her belt down around her ass to squeeze her ass cheeks together to make it more pleasurable.
She put on the ass buckle for me and I was done!
by Hugo N. Foqursilf December 7, 2015
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Ass

by Gaeilge October 30, 2020
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pussy ass camper

A phrase used when somebody in an FPS is being a pussy ass bitch and staying inside their little safety building and doing absolutely nothing until a guy comes by just to laser them or more commonly, snipe them.
by Czecho_Slovakia August 19, 2022
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Bitch Ass Trick

A man who is addicted to paying for pussy. So, addicted, he'll put it above everything and everyone else even his family or girlfriend. He lies, manipulates, and acts like a little bitch. He will spend his last dime to fuck a dump truck hooker with diseases but refuses to get help. Most likely still lives with his parents and has never grown up or done anything man like. Wants to be a bitch forever. Pathetic and selfish. Neve takes accountability and blames everything on others like a real bitch. Gets angry when he has to answer for his bitch like behavior and has no remorse or respect. Abused everyone around him. Can't have any real relationship cause he lies and manipulates everyone and has zero ability to be honest, loyal, and not a bitch. Embarrassment has no effect on him. He has no shame in being obsessed with fucking prostitutes and zero desire to stop . Will probably die from disease alone in his parents garage. Has no honor or integrity and provides no positive example of what a man should be for his kids. Throws tantrums like a toddler and justifies everything. Has no regard for others and will abuse people who love him till they are broken with depression and then he'll leave them and go on being a pathetic lying trick but claims to be the victim. Will never offer any kind of amends or remorse and sleeps like a baby after destroying other people.
Chris claimed to be a good guy but was a real bitch ass trick
by GlowUpglam September 17, 2023
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Crawling ass

Taking your sweet time with no apparent urgency
Grandma was crawling ass through the grocery store. I thought we’d never get out.
by yellowhau5boys October 16, 2023
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