dick poon

When some one or something fails to please in a dickly fashion.

1,I was in the middle of a desert at night, and my car decided to dick poon me!

2,my buddy is too lazy to do me a fovor, what a dick poon!

by beavermaster April 23, 2014

Dick Fed

Eating food off of a penis. Giving a blowjob with food items on penis.

Bobby dick fed me ice cream last night!

I was dick fed chocolate sauce when I blew Bobby last night...

by HungryGirl February 13, 2019

Dick

South term usually mean homie, friend, Brodie, and brother.

Hello, Dick how are you?

by My johnson ran away January 20, 2022

Tazer dick

Dirty Cops.

That damn tazer dick pulled me over and roughed me up .. fuck that guy!!

by grimpin1 March 16, 2018

Nic dick

When you take a hit from your device and immediately suck dick and blow out the smoke while sucking

Yo, my man just gave me some nic dick. It was amazing

by Ashton kusher June 23, 2020

Dick Panda

The smeared makeup look after giving a very intense blowjob that resembles a panda, or raccoon “trash panda”.

Tiffany sucked Brian’s dick with so much enthusiasm this morning it left her looking like a smiling dick panda.

by Brian LS August 4, 2023

Dick Van Dyke

A comedian with an unfortunate name

“I wouldn’t want to be named Dick Van Dyke”

by Arnicaisverysad November 1, 2023