Ass

I was wrong on everything!!!
How could it be?
The birthday post…
And the others…
All was just a coincidence…
The numbers I surely thought…
As it has been years…
But again…
In my mind…
All the things I have done…
And I wondered why your response was none…
Now I see with clarity…
What I mean…
As it was never me…
You loved more than everything…

And with that I am a dumbass…
Again…

by 😀 UR. 😀 I will b 4u💔 August 28, 2023

what is a good name for a dumb, trifling ass, nickel trickin, who thinks she slick, home wrecking, dope whore

what is a good name for a dumb, trifling ass, nickel trickin, who thinks she slick, home wrecking, dope whore

what is a good name for a dumb, trifling ass, nickel trickin, who thinks she slick, home wrecking, dope whore

by MercedezLaighn September 3, 2023

Fuck me in the ass good

An exclamation when something or someone is so good that you would be willing to be metaphorically fucked in the ass by it.

That hot dog from the carnival was fuck me in the ass good!

by Stevey Johns September 3, 2023

Lay-Away At The PawnShop Ass Nigga

refers to an individual who is financially constrained to the point where, when they visit a pawnshop to purchase items, they must opt for a layaway plan, allowing them to pay for the items in installments, reflecting their limited budget and financial circumstances.

Josh: Hey Rocko, have you noticed how Drew has been acting lately?

Rocko: Yeah, he's been a bit strange. What's up?

Josh: Well, I hate to say it, but I think Drew's turning into a "lay-away at the pawnshop ass nigga."

Rocko: Really? How do you figure?

Josh: Last week, he told me he had to put a microwave on layaway at the pawnshop just to afford it.

Rocko: Man he is always broke!

by fckupthafun September 4, 2023

ass

a way to impower someone

you can do it, dont be too hard on your *ass*
wow today you look nice *ass* hell!
you can do it girl, you look hella bad *ass*
shake that *ass* girll slayy

by dlcknbaIIs123 September 4, 2023

assed up

Rubbed ass on something such as during sex.

As the woman was passed out on the chaise lounge by the pool and rubbing her nose into it, another woman said "if she only knew how much Ron and I assed up that chair the other night."

by chrispbaconass September 5, 2023

iraqi ass piss

A type of diarrhea that is pure liquid, usually acidic and hot, and with a high likelihood of actually shitting your pants.
Usually this is a result of eating food in a foreign country with lax food safety laws, but can also be contracted locally

Dave was suffering from iraqi ass piss after eating some poorly cooked goat

by AhsokasPlotArmor September 6, 2023