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fake ass pick-me

a bitch who usually fakes adhd and other mental disorder I don't know for sure but they usually has an friend who actually has mental disorders but I have had a friend like this before who used me to make friends, ditched me and made me try and commit su1c!de
omfg she is such a fake ass pick-me she literally faked adhd and ditched me
by jazzie<3 December 18, 2023
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Slap ass day

December 6, the day that anyone can slap anyone’s ass without permission.
my homie, i’m finna slap yo ass, it’s slap ass day!”
by lightskinnn3000 December 5, 2019
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hokey pokey ass nigga

A ¨Hokey Pokey Ass Nigga¨ is somebody that usually does questionable homo-erotic things to another person.
Leo: ¨Man Hunter is a Hokey Pokey Ass Nigga!¨
Mercer: ¨I know right! He was trying to touch my dick last night at that party!¨
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Ass gravy

by That bro joe September 2, 2021
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higher than a cats ass

Devontleroy: Man that is some gooood chronic.

Javeonleon III: Yes. you look higher than a cats ass.
by cutthecards December 20, 2023
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Ass-smoochery

(n.) The act and art of advancing up the corporate ladder by being the biggest tattleteller, asskisser and the most non-productive yet perfectionist employee in the company.
A: You know Jim got his 5% raise just last month, I can't see him presenting any projects or getting any work done.
B: What? It's already the third time this year, I think I can smell a pungent ass-smoochery going on.
by Godspeedzilla April 12, 2009
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Ass-set

A polite sounding, yet condescending way to describe a grouping of assholes or ass-clowns.
This is our management team; they are a real

ass-set.

His family has been helping out all day; they are a complete ass-set.
by Keke79 January 11, 2020
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