When you invite a gay midget to Thanksgiving and indicate which guest’s dick he’s supposed to suck by placing a lit votive under the chair of said “getter” of the fellatio.
I had the weirdest thanksgiving experience yesterday. There was a game called Turkey Day votive and basically they hired a midget to suck a random guest’s dick. It was crazy but I really enjoyed the BJ.
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'Dubay All Day' refers to acting Flat-Earthy, equivalent to that of E. Dubay, a famous Flat Earther.
'Dubay All Day' refers to acting Flat-Earthy, equivalent to that of E. Dubay, a famous Flat Earther.
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