Dick Jungle

1. A dick with a lot of pubes to where it cannot be seen
2. A small dick that cannot be seen in its pubes
3. The weird sensation of a small dick within a lot of pubes, invisible to the naked eye
Leshawna: I bet Todd has a dick jungle down there
by Butters732 September 30, 2018
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National I Just Be Dick Day

National I just be dick day falls on December 7. Famous Celebrity DVS (Initials used to preserve anonymity) The origin of this phrase started in an apologetic attempt to this day wether it was successful or not is unknown. But nowadays it serves to be the most hilarious phrase when you just wanna be dick!
“I just be dick” Was the words that startedNational I just be dick day
by The Nice Internet Fellow December 13, 2022
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shrink dick

The shrinking of the penis from its normal flaccid size, most commonly due to cold weather or stimulant drug use.
"my boyfriend did so much speed last night that he had a serious case of shrink dick, it was like half the size it usually is"

"its so cold out here that i know for sure i'll have a serious case of shrink dick"
by OGspeedymcgee March 18, 2016
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machine gun dick

Yo, that machine gun dick is like 20 inches!
by Ya boi penis fingers March 20, 2018
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machine gun dick

Yo, that machine gun dick you got there is like 20 inches, fam
by Ya boi penis fingers March 20, 2018
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Dick bagel

A sexual device used by a gentleman endowed with an absolute unit as to prevent the actual destruction of his partner's innards, gizzards, etc. when plumbing the depths of their trenches. Not to be confused with a dick donut, the dick bagel is preferred due to its robust structure and stout crumb.
Prior to entering her yearning channel, he donned his dick bagel.
by WeirdBarbie May 15, 2024
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Dick Beavers

Mythical creatures that devour over used dick's while its owner sleeps
"Sorry Kari, one is my limit. I do not want to anger the dick beavers"
by bill o' tronic March 11, 2024
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