Ass Pits

The combination of a smell mixture somewhere between that of ass and arm pits.

"Jeez A Cheez It My Yeshua-Fly Ass Pits!"

(Jesus Built My Hotrod)

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 17, 2023

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dead ass

be serious or you are serious

shay: EOWWWW GEUSS WHO FINNA HAVE A BABYYYYYY
quan: bitch be so dead ass

trey: i got like 85 bodies like dead ass

by sevennnnnnn May 17, 2023

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Rafael's fat ass

BIG FAT ASS ( that is rafael's fat ass )

wow i sure love Rafael's fat ass!

by wrjioeofdbvkfdwascxvn jcxkldcs May 18, 2023

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A vague insult possibly about sexual preference but is still unclear. What can be said however without question, it is definitely a burn. And a slow stinging burn at that. Similar to the sensation after sleeping with a person who uses the phrase "ass tings" as an insult.

Actual Facebook conversation.

Lives in Detroit, Michigan

Her
3:55 AM
Hello handsome.

Me
8:32 AM
Fuck off

Her
9:08 AM
Why are you rude to me
Do you no me

Me
Why the fuck are you messaging
me? Fuck no and I don't want too.
B-gone thot!

Me
Why the fuck are you messaging
me? Fuck no and I don't want too.
B-gone thot!

Her
It's okay
I got attracted due to your profile
But it fine
I'm sorry

Me
Nah it's not. Go suck dick in hell
with your thot ass grandma.

Her
Fuck you, dick head you "ass tings"

by ass tings May 19, 2023

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CHOW ASS

1) The act of eating ass in an all-out manner. There is no second guessing, no hesitation, no asking for permission, no being a little bitch; you just go for it like you own their butthole. Tongue usually penetrates far beyond the rim- the true portal to their soul.

2) The destigmatization of anilingus:

Chow Ass: "I would never lick her butt (that's disgusting), but I would DEFINITELY chow her ass"

by thisisclassmore May 19, 2023

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Bitch-Ass Cock-Mongering Gutter Slut

A person who is being extremely annoying, unreasonable, frustrating, or simply a massive whore.

Person 1: I went to the store today and the lady in front of me bought so much stuff it took forever.
Person 2: What a bitch-ass cock-mongering gutter slut.

by log_e(e^e)=e May 20, 2023

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