by highonjizz March 10, 2016
Don't "Dick Jewel" me, I didn't do it!
by JoeRAWKhead December 16, 2019
You want to SUCK A DICK so badly in the LEGAL like a movie that is EXCELLENT which they continue to show despite it's planned showing time is suppose to end.
No matter how much I COAX and WHEEDLE , DICK I am I cannot as I am HELD OVER AS A DICK and I cannot get any BLOW JOBS anywhere to perform but hey the bright side is at least I know I am not the only one that has a virtually non existent quite small FELLATIO RATIO.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 11, 2021
Usually occurs in men 65 or older.
Symptoms include:
- Wearing of cargo shorts, Skechers and New Balance shoes. -Food stains on all shirts. -The uncontrollable urge to share medical conditions with total strangers. -A sudden, frozen gaze. Mouth agape(drool sometimes present) as if they have no freaking idea of where they are. -Experts on all things: Politics, driving directions,grilling, etc. -Often forget why they are in the bathroom.
ODH wives usually die before them, out of pure desire.
This leads to the ODH usually being found dead, due to starvation, in filthy clothing.
If you suspect you are near an ODH: Don't make eye contact. Never, ever ask, "How ya doin'?"
Symptoms include:
- Wearing of cargo shorts, Skechers and New Balance shoes. -Food stains on all shirts. -The uncontrollable urge to share medical conditions with total strangers. -A sudden, frozen gaze. Mouth agape(drool sometimes present) as if they have no freaking idea of where they are. -Experts on all things: Politics, driving directions,grilling, etc. -Often forget why they are in the bathroom.
ODH wives usually die before them, out of pure desire.
This leads to the ODH usually being found dead, due to starvation, in filthy clothing.
If you suspect you are near an ODH: Don't make eye contact. Never, ever ask, "How ya doin'?"
"That guy told me about his bowel movements for 20 minutes. He must have ODH (Old Dick Head) Syndrome"
by The Natrona Jackhammer July 16, 2024
by Goozoozfrabaa September 08, 2019
by xerocool22 February 25, 2024
Used to define when a female gains weight sometime after intercourse with a male. Many factors can go into the increased wieght, such as depression, lack of exercise, or poor dieting. Implication is that the male has fatty semen.
"Hey have you seen Debra after her break up with Todd four months back?"
"Yeah, she let her ass go. Todd's got some serious cholesterol dick."
"Yeah, she let her ass go. Todd's got some serious cholesterol dick."
by ORegan March 21, 2015