are you trying to fuck with me?

don't mess with me

are you trying to fuck with me?

by Khado April 15, 2017

gangly fuck

An individual so lanky that they look like a human version of slenderman, although it isn't necessarily used as an insult, it can be used as one.

P1: "you are a gangly fuck bro look at you".

P2: "ik bro I gotta get some meat on my bones".

by Lil slosh April 17, 2017

Fucked

Haha me.

Damn I'm fucked

by Notyohrbasichoe April 20, 2017

Fucking Goomba

A bearded loud talker from Long Island New York who thinks their shit don't stink

My buddy from Long Island is a fucking goomba, he thinks Long Island is God's gift to the earth.

by Tycoontim April 20, 2017

Fucking Fuzz

The act of rubbing the penis against the pubic hairs of the woman.

Shane: Have you ever heard of fucking fuzz?
Donovan: Yes it sounds amazing!

by Frozen Bob April 21, 2017

Fucked the bed

Screwing up something so ridiculously that the entire project was about as effective as "fucking the bed"

Wow Craig, you missed setting your line up Sunday after a brilliant week and ended up handing over your win, you really "fucked the bed" on that one.

by Savage Banshee April 23, 2017

The Moroccan Spice Fuck

When one uses Moroccan hot sauce as a moisturizer on a mans cock and proceeds to fuck the girl in the ass. Once the man comes, he must do so on her face and make sure the sauce falls into her eye causing excruciating pain.

"Wow, this chicken is so spicy."
"Well I bet you can't wait to receive the Moroccan spice fuck later".

by Jeremy L______ong April 24, 2017