ASS MAGAT

Anyone who spends their day licking, eating, munching, or cleaning the anus of the big orange cheeto Donald J. Trump, rather than to tell him the truth, or to correct him when he's made a mistake. These types can be identified by the orange cheeto dust around their lips, which is a remnant of their recent sphincter work.

Glenn Beck wiped the orange dust from around his lips onto his right sleeve and, like most ASS MAGATS, then went on to talk about the border wall and how prices are down, even though the only thing down is the stock market.

by Stu Cherbourg May 1, 2025

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Ass-Coning

When two people attach cones to each of their ass cheeks at the base, and insert them into each other's asses tapered side out. This leaves one unused cone on each person's ass cheeks. This allows for others to chain the effect and join in on the fun as long as they have enough ass-cones.

I walked outside my house yesterday and everyone in the neighborhood was just...ass-coning!

Altogether ass-coning!

by Aborro Watabonosk March 20, 2017

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put that ass

When your reverse cowgirl riding and he jizz

She can’t find G CAUSE I put that ass.

by Freddyfriday June 12, 2025

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bitch ass hoe motherfucker

a phrase that should be used more often in day-to-day conversation because it just rolls off the tongue so easily.

Person 1: "bitch ass hoe motherfucker!"
Person 2: "what the fuck?"
Person 1: "say it, it sounds nice"
Person 2: "bitch ass hoe motherfucker - wow, you're right!"

by lesslie1 January 21, 2023

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