National Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes Day

Nation Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes day is April 17th. On this day you may ask any loved one for nudes. UNO REVERSE CARD UNUSABLE!!! Loved ones is including friends, family, or your "sexual partner". haha you lonely prick

Mother: "Hey John, you gonna get anything good from your wife on April 17th?"
John Doe: "Whaddya mean mom?"
Mother: "April 17th is national ask your loved ones for nudes day!"
John Doe: "I hope I get to see a picture of a nice cream pie from her then."

by Pillow34532344443233333333333 April 16, 2020

take someones dog day

May 20th take someone’s dog and send them a picture for proof and dont return unless given money

Hey! I will give your dog back if you give me $20. Why? Its national take someones dog day!

by THE desney :) May 20, 2024

National Kiss Thomas Ross Day

A holiday on Febuary 21st celebrated all over the world to kiss Thomas Ross. The “term” Kiss can also fall into the “blowjob” and “give anal” category.

Girl 1: it’s National Kiss Thomas Ross Day!

Girl 2: Thomas fuck me hard!

Thomas Ross: shut up you hoes I’m playing some fucking Skyrim.

by pythona February 6, 2018

national free and nini day

A day two bad bitties got together

Today is national free and nini day

by Uhmnidoesntno September 21, 2020

National Scumbag Day

June 6th is national scumbag day. Hey boys wanna booze and celebrate national scumbag day on June 6th it’ll be blem. Don’t forget we have to gas kich as he is the biggest scum!

Wow I’m excited for national scumbag day!

by Vickaz April 23, 2021

All day syndrome

The act of not messing up or falling- Being super consistent all day.

-That kid just can't mess up.

-Yeah, he's got all day syndrome.

by dveg December 29, 2010

panjama day

Last day of the week before a holiday, where only the truly committed, attractive employees are still in the office. They are rewarded with fun activities and extra casual dress, normally pajamas are acceptable.

Employee: Can't believe we're going to be the only people in the office tomorrow.
Employee 2: Yeah, it would be nice to have the time off, but at least we get a panjama day.
Employee: Oh snap! That's right. Kinect adventures and sweatpants will make for an amazing last day of work before our long weekend.

by The Anvil Insider December 31, 2011