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puke dicked

When a girl is throwing up & you go from behind & put it in her ass.
Last night my girlfriend was so hammered that when she bent over to hurl I puke dicked her right in the ass.
by Big P. Bob November 2, 2017
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Dick Punch

When a dude takes his dick and swirls it around in the punch bowl at a party. Thus creating a dick flavored punch for all party goers to enjoy.
-Bro I totally just ruined the punch, make sure to stay away from it.
-Dude what did you do?
-I used my dick as a stir stick, and made some dick punch.
by Merry_Dickmas December 12, 2022
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Brick Dick

Very old and crusty dicks that are extremely hard and red
"I tool my sugar daddy to bed and when I pulled down his pants he had brick dick."
by Abortion69420 December 19, 2019
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Dick hair

1.

In context, the term "dick hair" is used in a literal sense to reference any hair that is on your body as a result of puberty (meaning underarm or facial hair does technically count as dick hair) but more importantly, it's used figuratively as a point of reference to a persons age, and their implied level of wisdom and experience.

2. Used as an exploitive, non-literal sense, specifically when saying "Bruh, you're trippin', man. You're smoking dick hair." This is essentially another way to say that the person is on bullshit, or out of their mind.
1. "Come talk to me when you grow some dick hair, little man."

2. "Dude must have been smoking dick hair, I don't know what his problem is."
by JustLik3Me February 16, 2025
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Swinging dick

when a M2F ride a dick,her dick will swinging in a very cute way
My girl Kelly have a very adorable swinging dick
by Dopeternet January 21, 2019
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Skinny Dicking

I feel like you're skinny dicking on the price of that car, Bub.
by Immortal Decay May 17, 2016
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Pissy Dick

When a male that is drunk randomly whips out his dick and pisss anywhere for example you house wall. Then piss on himself in the process and don’t know.. That’s a Pissy Dick.
Look at Pissy Dick Dom. Girl last night let me tell you about this Pissy Dick..
by Don-Chuck October 13, 2018
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