Chris Noble his ass

To beat up a underclassmen as a senior and losing your athletics scholarship

Daniel Chris Noble his ass and lost that D-1 basketball scholarship to the University of Houston

by pooplessccheng March 28, 2023

Lard ass

A Charlie don't be a charlie

Charlie is a lard ass

by Your mom super gay January 11, 2020

ass clapper 9000

When your friend slaps your ass so hard that the whole neighborhood hears it

Jack was being annoying so Dylan gave him the old ass clapper 9000.

by anonymous April 9, 2022

Ass Jowl Meaning

Having a ass shaped curve in your chin/jowl may be ugly. But one thing is guaranteed when dating a guy with a ass jowl. Enormous penis. When I first met a guy with an ass jowl, I got surprised because of the soft third leg just hanging there. It’s so big, that giving it a nickname would be understandable.

Ass jowl meaning is basically that males have a large penis

by Ted Schmosby October 11, 2020

National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass

Smack ur bf/gf ASSS so hard make it red and they can't say no

You:Yo yk what today is babe
Bf/gf:What
You: National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass so guess what's "SMACKS ASS HARD"
Gf/bf:ouch that hurt babe

by Strangerbooty August 26, 2022

Goofy Ass Dog

Homie who made a bad joke and everyone went quiet

Guy: What's up guys, you lovely girls

Boy: what

Guy: I got bitches on me

Boy: you goofy ass dog, shut up

by lordyrei December 12, 2024

Ass Slipper

A person who holds surprise parties.

I gave my girlfriend an ass slip and she loved it! I’m a true ass slipper.

by Fatlightning January 2, 2021