Ur Mom

A phrase typically used when describing another's mother. This Is not to be confused with Your mother. Your Mother is for hot moms. Ur mom is for mothers who look and speak like donkeys.

I would never date ur mom. I would rather date Your Mother.

Ur mom is so ugly the freak circus denied her.

Your mother is so hot that she made the sun lose it's job.

by Your Mother Enjoyer March 8, 2023

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ur a

Something you say when you don't know how to respond.

"Dude why didn't you finish your part of the project??"
"Ur a project"

by ur a pseudonym May 1, 2025

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popo

popo is the definition of a bad mother in ur mom

by poposucks February 1, 2021

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ur dad

ur dad😍
hes so sexy and lanky with a big ding dong😼

damn is that ur dad?
yeah it is lmao why..?

by idfknia December 24, 2021

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ur bikes a dyke

unless ultimately needed in times of unexplainatory times DO NOT USE

Joey: hey Ryan
Ryan:what
Joey: ur mom gay
Ryan:no u
*Brian walks in*
Brian:you sissies fighting
Joey: shut up fag
Brian: you asker for it, ur bikes a dyke
* time itself is ruptured as everything is consumed by one implosion that eventually turns everything into a blank abyss as god himself sits astonished*

by Its time to dudududududududuel May 16, 2018

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