Pinch a turtle

To take a lump of excrement

- "Hey Jeff, wanna get some burgers?"
- "Sure, just let me go pinch a turtle before"
- "you're grose bro"

by turd_muffin November 10, 2017

Turtle-necking

The act of pushing a circumcised glans into the shaft of the penis, as if to turn it inside out. Then wrapping the scrotum over said inverted penis, and holding this formation until stuck. The penis will slowly reverse to normal in a turtle-neck-like-fashion.

“My friends gage, Johnny, and Diego got to se me turtle-necking At chic-fil-a today”

by CalebKRubberNuts April 13, 2020

Turtle Necking

When you are having sexual intercourse while wearing a condom, and the condom breaks, leaving the remains pushed to the base of the shaft.

Last night me and my girl were having sex, afterwards I found out I was turtle necking. I hope she isn’t pregnant.

by Slyforawhiteguy November 22, 2021

turtled

When you are still with someone but you feel single.

damn feel turtled

by @hoqwartsamp on tik tok January 11, 2021

turtle shell

That of which turtles spawn with.

"The shell on turtles, do they spawn with it?" -xQc on the topic of turtle shells

by Nub Nublet October 30, 2020

TURTLE

A scaly guy with a really hard backpack

Man, I'd love to have sex with that TURTLE

by anonymous June 2, 2022

Turtles

Motherfuckers that made us start using paper straws instead of plastic ones.

“Hey, can I have a straw?”

“We only have paper, is that fine?”

“No, turtle fucker. It’s not fucking fine.”

“Turtles caused it, i didn’t.”

by ItalianMafiaMan May 2, 2022