When on the beach and needing to purge from too much alcohol, crawl away from your friends, faceplant into the sand, and vomit. Then cover your mess with sand, crawl over it, and repeat as necessary. Actions mimic those of a swimming sea turtle.
Did you drink too much? You look a little green.
Yeah, I need to sea-turtle. Be right back.
Yeah, I'm going to sea-turtle. Be right back.
Yeah, I need to sea-turtle. Be right back.
Yeah, I'm going to sea-turtle. Be right back.
by mocyeah88 August 12, 2015
Get the sea-turtlemug. by 333fg March 23, 2023
Get the doom turtlemug. In the mist of Janesville, Minnesota there's a gang the turtle gang. They are the best gang out there they roam the street and the school we will attach and our sheld is our backs. We will attach the white spider gang.
by Iliketurtlesalottt December 5, 2018
Get the Turtle Gangmug. When you shit the bed and fall back asleep leaving the shit to harden and form a sort of shell on your back and ass.
by james lebough July 28, 2019
Get the Ninja Turtlemug. A horny douchbag who streches his neck and sticks out his horny head which makes one look like a horny turtle.
Girl: Ben is such a horny turtle! I heard he watched porn when we went camping!
Cooler girl who gives no fucks: Nah whatever.
Cooler girl who gives no fucks: Nah whatever.
by Wtf am i doing July 15, 2018
Get the horny turtlemug. An oral sex act performed by a woman when getting her anus eaten. A turd is protruded from the butthole and then retracted back into the colon repeatedly in the mouth of the partner.
What'd you get into last night Jake?
I was eating this chicks ass and she totally turtle tossed me bro. I kinda liked it. I'm pretty sure I'm into turtle tossing now.
I was eating this chicks ass and she totally turtle tossed me bro. I kinda liked it. I'm pretty sure I'm into turtle tossing now.
by Thegigginator March 26, 2017
Get the Turtle Tossingmug. 