Sizzlin' Turtle Toes

UK version of Flippin' Frog legs

Sizzlin' Turtle Toes! what is goin on out there

Sizzlin' Turtle Toes by anonymous August 15, 2023

Snapping Turtle

A clamp or clip tightened around the testicles.

Mike: No way! John has a Snapping Turtle!
John: What the fuck is that?

Snapping Turtle by RuggerBuggerBuggyBumpers August 31, 2023

floofy turtle

a fluffy (floofy) turtle
can be a stuffed animal

aww that turtle looks so fluffy! it’s a floofy turtle!

floofy turtle by bunny_93 August 31, 2023

Chicken Turtle

A type of turtle that is called a Chicken Turtle

My favorite type of turtle is called the Chicken Turtle

Chicken Turtle by Jacob S Fox February 17, 2024

Bathtub turtle 

When your stomach and penis float to the surface of the water in the tub, resembling a sea turtle popping its head up.

I have to remember to knock next time before I see another bathtub turtle.

Bathtub turtle by Kurtjohnson February 24, 2024

question turtle 

A question turtle is a insult i made for no reason lol-

it means someone who asks too much questions and is very nosy

person1: ugh, your such a question turtle!
person2: *rolls eyes and walks away sassily*

question turtle by strawbzkittnz March 26, 2024

Winking Turtle 

When you flash someone while flaccid.

"Hey baby, wanna see my winking turtle?"

Winking Turtle by Dzntz69 April 18, 2024