The Kansas City Mud Monkey

When you bone your lady in the ass until she shits on your pecker, then gives you a handjob.

Joanne was on the rag last night and I was horny, so we did the Kansas City Mud Monkey on the kitchen table.

by AK Daddy July 06, 2016

Mud Gun

The human anus in the act of defecation
“Shooting the mud gun” or “taking a shit”

Well it’s 8am and I just had my coffee, time to go fire the Mud Gun

by crbrewski October 29, 2020

mud gate

peepee

A mud gate is where someone pees.

by pepe's little itsy bitsy peepe March 22, 2017

Mud Blood

Someone who gets tattooed and pierced for all the wrong reasons.

"I wanna get a sleeve, i don't care Whats on it" said the mud blood.

by Fancy Alien Manbot June 05, 2017

Mud blood

A term used to describe anyone who is just that anyone ass bitch who no one likes but you don’t want them to tell on you even though it is really worse than calling them every bad word in the world. Anyone called this is also a bot and someone who would cry if you said retard, faggot, and made any slight word that someone who is sensitive or takes things way to seriously says. Also this word can be used in a way to say ur adopted in a insulting way.

Ari: Taylor is a fucking retard.
Cody: Fuck you my half cousins brother-in-law’s step cousin twice removed is retarded you don’t just joke about that. (Starts crying)
Ari: Oh sorry..... cough cough mud blood.

by Charlemagne the ass April 13, 2019

mud juice

Mud juice is cough syrup and sprite mixed together another word for it is lean

“What you sipping on?”, “I’m sipping on that mud juice”

by imnotstixx November 01, 2023

MUD MAN

Just like porch monkey, jungle bunny or even spook mud man means BLACK PERSON!

Dan- "look right there Johnny I see me a black man bout 30 yards out"
Johnny- "Well ill be dammed", "HEY MUDMAN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I SMACK YOU SILLY BOY!"

mud man

by bones from monster house February 15, 2022