french bread

(le) pain.

bread in French is "pain".

Friend: fuck man I have covid
Me: I live in french bread

by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" January 1, 2024

Makin' bread

Self pleasing yourself AKA masturbation

John : hey Jimmy, watcha doing over there?

Jimmy : Makin' bread ;)

by nzninja99 April 12, 2015

Pita Bread Balls

When a man's sac is flat and large, like a loaf of pita bread.

That guy's balls are huge and flat. He's got pita bread balls.

by Rockslinga September 20, 2016

Ry-bread

A name given to morbidly obese people named Ryan, hence the name Ry (Ryan) bread, they are usually obese because of their love for bread.
This name can can also be given to people who like eating green bread, this is because the Latin root of "Ry" means green or greenery.

Alex: I ate some ry - bread the other day

or

Alex: Look at that ry-bread
Sean: Yeah he must really like bread
Alex: i know right

by victoria lee November 26, 2019

brewed bread

when you wanna eat brewed bread (weirdo) but the bread is a penguin so you got brewed dead penguin

timmy: brewed bread yum

bob: u weird- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
timmy: brewed bread

bob: NO THATS DEAD PENGUIN
timmy: WAIT WHAT
bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
timmy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BOB: EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
timmy: wait what you said EA now we are dead
CIA: hi wait WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
Timmy & Bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE CIA
timmy: its brewed bread

CIA: what
timmy: but the bread is a dead-
CIA: body?
timmy: no penguin.
CIA & BOB: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TIMMY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by tomato mad that likes penguin October 11, 2020

Bread

When someone asks someone out and they say yes

Person 1: Dude, Jaron got the bread
Person 2: Really? When?
Person 1: Earlier today
Person 2: 🍞🍞🍞🥖🥖🗿

by blurrrry October 3, 2018

sympathy bread

Something someone gives another person out of sympathy with a sexual implication behind it.

I was feeling down, but Karen offered me her sympathy bread in order to cheer me up!

by SmolFry January 4, 2018