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Noah

Noah…oh boy where do I start. Noah is hot and really nice at first. You guys get to know each other and you bond over similar life experiences just to find out that he lied about being abused by his parents and you come to realize you know nothing about him whatsoever.
Noah is a liar
by jackhanny December 3, 2021
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Noah

Your best friend that is super smart but wastes all of his money on fast food and Tim Hortons and has a CRIPPLING addiction to coffee, but is always in denial and buys more coffee.
Noah gets Tim Hortons before going to school, Noah gets Tim Hortons during lunch, Noah gets Tim Hortons after school, and always asks why he's broke.
by Big PP Faizan February 8, 2024
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Pass Me A Noah

Yo, pass me a Noah, would you?
by Goldie221 February 10, 2024
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noah

me! hi, my name's noah, i've been through a lot(my parents got divorced when i was 5, dad OD'd when i was 7...) other than that, i'm average asf. i got no bitches, below-average grades, low self-esteem, etc. but i'm good at listening to people. if you ever need a rando to have listen to you, i'm here.
yo did you see noah?

yeah, but he's average asf and kinda ugly

whatever
by kissuke urahare February 11, 2024
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Noah Boedecker

A boy who makes their girlfriend buy dinner and drive their car is a Noah Boedecker.
by slayfrslayfr February 15, 2024
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Woke mind virus Noah hooser

The woke mind virus has infected us all.I need help.Noah hooser is touching me.
Noah is infected with the Woke mind virus Noah hooser. He won’t stop touching me.
by Cumlover42069 February 19, 2024
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noah mazzeo

a guy with a very very very big penis and he is also in love with louis, his daddy's Facebook is very good and his sister is very hot
hi Noah Mazzeo,

from louis
by noah mazzeo lover February 20, 2024
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