bread

bread is cool, bread is awesome, bred is life

¨I LOVE BREAD¨ - me
¨this definition looks like it was written by bread¨ - someone
they were found dead five minutes later

by sentientbread January 6, 2023

Bread

Bread is a staple food prepared from a dough of flour and water, usually by baking.
Bread is a delicious gift from God.
It's used to make Sandwiches, Toast, Bagels or can simply be eaten on it's own.
People who like bread and always have bread on hand are usually Allies and will make good Leaders.

Viktoria: So I've been thinking a lot about Bread latley and I think it's different varieties and uses make it my new favourite food!
Bread is simply amazing!

by Gian69420 February 27, 2022

Bread Nazi

When you judge the quality of bread by its colors.

Guy 1: White wheated bread is low effort bread and nothing will change my mind in that way. It's the lowest level of bread.
Guy 2: Dude, what are you? Some kind of bread nazi?

by SlendyVEVO April 15, 2018

Bread

It means if ur looking at this rn ur a fucking retard

I use bread for sandwiches u dumbfuck

by Anonymous112233445566 March 28, 2023

bread over my ears

The state of being unable to hear anything unless it has to do with money

Jeff says, “I have bread over my ears cause if it’s not about that bread I don’t wanna hear about it.”

by Fuzzy Schtuff October 10, 2022

Buttering the bread

An exceptionally smooth landing, usually performed in an airliner.

Look at that pilot perfectly buttering the bread

by AtOmIc_NeRd January 3, 2019

Shrimp Bread

The money a man makes to compensate for his less than average penis size.

"Did you hear? John got that tech job he wanted"
"ppft why would I care? We all know its Shrimp Bread"

by anonymousagnony August 15, 2023