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Christian

Christian, a fucking annoying person that has ADHD and autism if meet one walk the other way. He is a Nazi that's a satanist and wants to kill everyone. He will try and rape you first though before he kills you. If he doesn't rape you, then he will try to stab you to death and t-bag you until you get put into a graveyard.
Person 1: "Christian is coming towards us."
Person 2: "Lets walk the other way, before he talks about his fantasies of killing us"
by 4lw4ysR1ght October 27, 2019
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christian

a guy that's tired of searching his name up and only getting religion related results. has a really big dick and gets all the girls.
look at that christian
by idek my name January 23, 2017
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Christian

Christian in a little bit of everything. He's sweet, but he's a bitch. He's supportive but he's also an egotistical piece of shit. But no matter what he is, he is everything to you and you know you can never let him go. Christian is also extremely creative. He's an amazing writer and comes up with some of the best lines you've ever heard. Christian is also an overthinker. He's been hurt and hurt people too many times so now he's scared of love. He's scared of you. He's scared of breaking you or being broken by you. But still, Christian is everything.

P.S. What he wrote was about you and you know it.
Is that guy gay?

Oh, no that's just Christian.
by MilkChocolateBunny November 24, 2021
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christian

He's the best friend you can ever have he 's not a mandolin like some of his friends you definitely want to be his friend he 's handsome
Christian is the real nigga
by pendejon November 21, 2016
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Christian Raggio

discarded matter; refuse. TRASHHHHH
The house is starting to smell . I should probably take Christian Raggio out.
by Liz_0610 June 16, 2019
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Christian

Christian is a guy that has 105 - 121 iq. He is very nice but when Erik comes into action he gets nerslagen. But Oskar is very sterong man so he dosent wanting fight. But in reality, Christian could slag him too but he dose not wanting. Not homeless. He has another thing in common with Erik and that is when they go to MOS. AKA mall of scandinavia. He goes in school and hade about 230 merait when leaving kindergarten. When he search school he thought defined what he did.
Is that a sexy beast? Yeah, his name is Christian.
by Christian&company October 15, 2020
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Christian

If you meet a guy named "Christian" then you are the luckiest person alive. Christian will show you how special you are if you cant already see. If you have a guy named Christian in your life you need to never, ever let him go even tho he is very dominant. And if you know people that don't like him then they don't deserve him. And if your reading this and you know someone named Christian tell them you love them.
Christian is the kindest person iv'e ever met.
by anonymous September 6, 2020
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