Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.

When I’m tired but need a quick tug, I always do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to get up to find tissues.

by J-Hammmy July 29, 2022

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sleep-cheating

When you have a girlfriend and you dream about sex with other bitches

- Yesterday I dreamt about putting my sausage inside Kate Upton's breads
- Dude you have a girlfriend, that's sleep-cheating

by ppapvocab December 31, 2016

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<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Everyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

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sleeping pig

A nightmarish scenario where one fantasizes of being chased through the woods by men in pig masks carrying chloroform; Aroused by the overwhelming stress and fears that threaten to knock you out cold.

I had the wildest sleeping pig in band camp. 😏

by CristinBurnsInHell July 10, 2024

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Fetus Sleeping

Fetus sleeping is when you condense your body into the smallest amount of surface area you can get until you look like a mature fetus when you wake up.

Guy 2 : you've been fetus sleeping haven't you?
Guy 1 : what's that?
Guy 2 : it's when your body looks like a fetus when you wake up because you curled up into a ball at night before actually ever properly sleeping.

by DefiDef July 19, 2016

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