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Here comes SS Kamph tail, walking down the jewish shower trail.

A horrifying racist message that can be heard very clearly by playing old records with the classic easter song "peter cottontail" backwards. Jesus, think of the children!
Lord save us from these demonic beasts.......
by da hood' October 10, 2004
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shower for an hour

this is completely necessary when you come home way too high and you need to quickly sober up. a shower is the best way to get parent ready. eyes red still? say you got shampoo in them. truly genius and is garunteed to work. bonus: it’s a known fact that a high shower is the best shower.
friend one: bro i smoked too much bro
friend two: take a shower for an hour you’ll be golden
by fuckalight March 2, 2019
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Based Shower

The act of only getting your hair wet in the shower, spraying some of Justin’s cologne and then hitting the bars.
Yo bros I just took a based shower, we ready to go to McCoy’s?
by San Jamar August 7, 2022
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Wonder Woman Shower

A shower you take super fast where you run into the bathroom, then you start spinning round and round in the middle of the bathroom floor, shedding your clothes in all directions as fast as you can. Then you jump into the shower where you start spinning round and round under the water getting clean as fast as possible. Then you jump out of the shower and dry off as fast as possible in the middle of the bathroom floor, and at the same time you are spinning round and round trying to get your feet dried on the floor mat by repeatedly wiping your feet onto the mat as you are spinning. Then you run into the bedroom and grab the new clean outfit you have picked out, and spin round and round getting it all onto your body as fast as possible.

The name is a direct allusion to a gimmick from the old 1970s "Wonder Woman" TV show starring Lynda Carter where the character of Diana Prince (the alias of Wonder Woman) would find a private place to spin around like a top, and then her regular clothes would get magically replaced by her Wonder Woman costume.

The term was coined in the early 2020s by a YouTube diet guru named Doctor Annette Bosworth, MD (aka Dr. Boz). She says she is very busy running four businesses, so she is often forced to take what she calls a "Wonder Woman shower" most days of the week, and then she explained what such a shower entails.
USE IN A SENTENCE: I had only 20 minutes to get to work, so I ran home and took a Wonder Woman shower, spinning around all over the place tearing my clothes off, spinning under the water, and then running around my room getting dressed in a whirlwind.
by Innocent Byproduct November 3, 2023
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Gold shower

When a fat black women pisses on u with consent
by YeNAAAAA October 11, 2023
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sprinkle shower

When you have sex for the third time in one night and hardly produce alot of cum on her belly anymore.
"Man felt so good when I blew that huge load on your stomach, Carla."

"Pft! Are you serious right now Bart? That wasn't even a load that was just a little sprinkle shower, your brother Roger , now he blows some huge loads!"
by Rossy kielbasi January 6, 2017
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Shower

Shower is a blowfish swimming through the seas of Ohio. You might be thinking “theres no seas in ohio, this is all wrong” well, you’d be the one who’s wrong. Shower has a heart so big that she single handedly made ohio it’s own sea. And she’s a blowfish living in it. She is a true friend to all and has zero hesitation to prove it. So, next time you go to Ohio, be sure to visit her sea.
Shower is so fishy, she must be a blowfish who makes seas in Ohio.

Wow, I love this sea! I heard Shower made it with her gigantuous heart.

Person 1: ooohhh who is that hottie over there?
Person 2: lol! That must be ravie’s wife shower (the blowfish who makes seas in Ohio for people who’ve never seen the ocean because she’s just that generous)
Person 1: oh, duh!

Ravie: I love my wife shower!
by ravieo November 8, 2022
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