On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.
by A fellow meme boi June 4, 2018
Get the National Kiss a Short Person Daymug. “We can’t have intercourse what if my parents come in it’s too risky”
“It’s fine just wear flowy shorts…we can use the flowy short method”
“What’s the flowy short method?”
“I just YANK the short to the side! Easy peasy!”
“It’s fine just wear flowy shorts…we can use the flowy short method”
“What’s the flowy short method?”
“I just YANK the short to the side! Easy peasy!”
by Glitter Squirt Queen April 18, 2024
Get the flowy short methodmug. DeShawn: Aye yo, why that little kid keep saying "6-7, 6-7?"
Jethro: Man, don't worry about him, everyone on the block knows he's got Short Bus Syndrome
Jethro: Man, don't worry about him, everyone on the block knows he's got Short Bus Syndrome
by DaddyLongDick420 October 16, 2025
Get the Short Bus Syndromemug. by GBL116 June 4, 2018
Get the Jacob Shortmug. A man's shorts that are loose around the thighs which, whilst the wearer is seated in a legs-parted comfortable position, allow a half-scrotum to escape from the side into plain view of those directly opposite. These shorts are often old, well worn, piss-stained and grey in colour. The escape of the nut often happens at a meal-time and could be mistaken for a rogue scotch-egg - albeit a hairy one.
For fucks sake Dad... I have brought my new girlfriend around to meet the family and you have had to go and wear your Porn Shorts. She was just talking to Grandma and has been distracted by you left nut hanging like some sick Christmas tree decoration. Those shorts need burning before any more harm is done.
by normanstanleyfletcher August 4, 2025
Get the Porn Shortsmug. by Alice13193 April 15, 2014
Get the goal shortsmug. To become increasingly more hyper.
If you drink too much Red Bull- You become hop-a-short.
by Jack Lannie December 29, 2007
Get the Hop-a-shortmug.