Rule 999

stfu, no matter what you do.

Person A: Ayo! Check This new Car I got!

Person B: Rule 999.

by addventure November 12, 2020

The cardinal rule

Don't fuck with the people that handle your food.

That bitch forgot the cardinal rule so I gave her some dick cheese for that salad.

by Waiting101 February 7, 2017

Cardinal rule

You never fuck with the people that handle your food.

If you break the cardinal rule at any resturaunt they will do the things that they did in the movie Waiting...

by Trumplover2024 January 4, 2020

Rule 34

That one rule on the internet for a select "cultured" people

Rule 34 will shatter the souls of the unenlightened

by Iwantfrineds March 31, 2023

GGA rule

No free rides for hitchhikers: Gas, Grass or Ass.

Hey, before you get in the car, I use the GGA rule.

by Mittya January 20, 2018

Rule #115

If a girl is staying at your house and not paying rent, she best be keeping that shit bent.

Corbin: are you letting Sarah live with you now?
Chad: yeah, why?
Corbin: is she paying rent?
Chad: No I just told her about rule #115

by Siluda_Chad October 3, 2022

Rule 155

Once you look up all the rules in the urban dictionary rule book and find they have come to an end you must make a rule restating this exact rule

Hmm, I am spending way too much time looking up the rules of the internet. Time to make rule 156 that is stated by rule 155

by Baumz February 7, 2019