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Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016
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side boozled

When you are taken by awful surprise but not a direct hit.

Often related to activities done by other people. The practice may seem deceitful and malicious; however, the person perpetrating the side boozling may be unaware that they should had advise of the important details of something they are offering.
I went to a meeting for Reclaim thinking that it was a true grassroots organization but it turned they are just an arm of the Democratic Party. I felt side boozled. Luckily, I didn’t actually give them money.
by SlimShadiest September 18, 2023
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Sunny Side Up

The act of cooking an egg and proceeding to use it as a ejaculatory tool.

Presumably it is hot and yolky
My girlfriend gave me a Sunny Side Up this morning.
by Micheal Jaxon November 25, 2016
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Doo-doo on the side

1. A situation like the residue of a turd stuck like glue on the inside of the toilet bowl.
Her behavior is like doo-doo on the side! Gonna have to flush this girl!!!
by WordsBySeamus November 22, 2023
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Why does the universe have 2 sides?

Oh! Sabine! OK! Remember how I said that the universe cannot come from nothing because it violates Newtons 1st law of motion?
Hym "So, why does the universe have 2 sides? Well, let me ask you this: Is the splatter... Of the matter... Consistent... WITH A COLLISION COMING FROM THE DIRECTION OF THE EMPTY SECTION OF THE UNIVERSE!? RIGHT? What if... The BANG... Of the big bang... Is a collision with another singularity!? Right!? So... Imagine a water balloon filled with marbles floating in space. The water is made of space-time. The marbles are made of all of the elements of the universe. Right? Now... Imagine that water balloon getting slammed into by another water balloon (presumably also filled with marbles). Now imagine watching that collision in slow motion. What happens to the marbles? It's not exact but you see what I'm saying, right? Because it's not marbles and water it's 'space-time' and 'matter' and the laws of the universe lead the matter to do whatever it does. Right? We've been hit! Where'd we get hit from? SABINE! Calculate direction and trajectory! And prepare to return fire!"
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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East Side

A song By Benny Blanco , Halsey , and Khalid. this song is still in 99% of my playlists
She Would meet me on the East Side
by DontJump_Tara December 23, 2020
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Side Piece Day

#1: “Feb 15th coming up… What you got for your side piece on Side piece day?”
#2: “ I got my main a lambo for Valentine’s Day., for my side piece, a week trip to Dubai <3”

#3. “That’s a good nigga Savannah!”
by WhiteOwlAKD February 12, 2024
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