Cut to Commercial Break

When you screw something up so badly in front of so many people, that you wish you were being pre-recorded on TV so you could ask the technical staff to literally "cut to commercial break." The cut to commercial break indicates that you have achieved an Xbox like screw up. If you were in a video game, the achievement "Worst thing you've done this year" would indicate below you on screen.

I had a savage, throbbing boner during my job interview yesterday. When I stood up, it kinked in my pants like a broken candy bar and I know the hiring manager saw it. I really wished I could have cut to commercial break. I could hear him telling his buddy I must be "fun sized" on the way out of the lobby.

by CPT Ron July 20, 2020

Brawl break

It is necessary to have a moment of chill to grind brawl stars (supercell best game). Such is the way of the world.

Dude: we’ve been working really hard man

Man: yea, it’s time for a major brawl break

by Buzz Simp June 7, 2022

No Bathroom Breaks

“No Bathroom Breaks” is a word only used by someone who is in their late 40s and is probably going to go no where in their life.

Student 1: Sir, May I please go the bathroom... I got to shit.
Teacher 1: No Bathroom Breaks.
Student 1: *shits bricks on teachers keyboard while singing “Rockstar” by Postmalone*

by FatPat_P March 6, 2018

hanks break

The act of pausing a Tom Hanks Movie in order to crank one out, therefore releasing the nervous energy created by watching such a talented Actor.

"It took me 7 1/2 hours to get through Saving Private Ryan, just one Hanks Break after another"

by Harry kidace September 5, 2016

Break in

informal: to penetrate/destroy someones (mainly female) ass/vagina in a very rude way, prefferably without a condom.

"dude wanna go to a strip club, i really feel like breaking into someone"
"yo, i wanna break into your momma"
"not cool dude, not cool..."

by SAPLO April 27, 2017

International goth girl breaks into your house day

February 20th is the International Goth Girl Breaks Into Your House Day is an annual event where goth girl mysteriously appear in your home to spend the day with you. Depending on the girl, she may either become your lover or simply spend the day engaging in goth-inspired activities.

Bro 1: Dude did a goth girl come to your house today? Apparently today is International goth girl breaks into your house day

Bro 2: Fuck yeah bro I did, finally got me a goth gf

by Cheesemastah February 19, 2025

break bitch

Break bitch is the female that a man gets with when him and his wifey are on a "break", then she gets dropped when they get back together.

Lower than the side bitch.
Bottom of the barrel bitch.

Man 1: Ay man, what happened to ole girl?

Man 2: Oh, She was just the break bitch. I'm back with wifey now

by BmoreGirl April 14, 2014