Noah

Asshole with an alpaca

Noah is a guy who has an awsome alpaca.

by bishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh May 19, 2019

noah and them

white boy hanging aroud alot of hoodlums

oh dats just noah and them

by anonymous March 11, 2024

Noah (<3)

a cutie that is way too good for anyone, that is nice, caring, and an amazing person!!!

ily noah / tony <3

???: Have you ever heard of Noah?
Me: yes i love Noah (<3)!
???: simp.
Me: maidenless behavior

by ajisdownbad March 9, 2022

Noahed

Remarkable in the destruction of normally indestructible items ; one who is habitually hard on things

This drill bit has been noahed

by 1long fart April 4, 2025

Noah Mansouri

A very cute, personable, datable, hot, sexy, mature, big D-energy person who is single and ready to mingle.

"OMG!!!!! He is a total Noah Mansouri!!!!" she screamed with all her might as she walked passed the irresistible boy

by MoggingMonke August 17, 2025

Noah

to work smart, not hard

I really was a Noah while working on that last project

by therumpusstumpus April 18, 2021

Noah

The type of person whose dialog tree hasn’t been updated in the new patch and so talking to them only increases your playtime.

Player: What do you think about this sword I got?
Noah: that is a good sword
Player: what’s good about my sword?
Noah: well it’s a sword and it has colors and a pointed edge
Player: Well then what’s a bad sword?
Noah: Yes
Player: well I just wasted all of my time

by NPCEnergy July 22, 2022