Loose Melons Mike

A guy who’s just really loose with his melons

Damn dude! You’re really being a loose melons Mike with that bag!!

by RealioBealio August 22, 2024

mike sans

Man with a large penis who gets all the soccer moms

MIKE SANS YOU SLAYER

by Mike sans October 30, 2017

Mike Done

Expressing disbelief at the actions of someone named Michael.

What horrible thing has Mike Done now?!

by Souldriver5440 April 5, 2020

mike disease

The most fatal thing you could ever experience(also makes your balls drop off and intensive bleeding)

Ive got the mike disease
Bro what
Im sorry
Stay away from me balless bitch why is there blood coming out of you toe

by NivekTheWeener June 27, 2022

Mike Duffy

alongside Bernie Madoff, the epitome of political corruption in modern Canada

Since I hate corruption, I also hate Mike Duffy as a politician

by Sexydimma February 11, 2015

Mike Shy

A person who is hesitant to speak in front of a select group of people (especially using a microphone).

Steve: So, Rachel- "I can not wait to introduce you to everyone at my company picnic this weekend".
Rachel: WTF?!

Steve: Oh, what is the problem? Are you Mike Shy

by Marvelous Murphy August 22, 2018

Uncle Mike

Too put a finger in someone’s bum.

He tried to to uncle Mike me!

by Especially when you blank November 16, 2023