Well, i'm glad you find this so amusing

A phrase that is never used literally, but rather is always a response to someone's laughing or poking fun at a problem the person has reason to be seriously concerned about. Sometimes this reproach is, itself, used in a half-amused, bantering way.

"The doctor said that I tested negative for cervical cancer, so I won't be at risk of infertility after all."
"Good to hear that it didn't render your reproductive organs totally out of cervix."
"Well, I'm glad you find this so amusing."

Well, i'm glad you find this so amusing by Tochterlieber December 9, 2013

Somebody wake me I'm dreamin 

When we speak about rap, it's not only music but it's art. When you have a rapper that provokes thought, then that's rap at its purest form. Rap is not only a self expressive version of poetry, but its life. 2Pac was the greatest rapper ever to walk this earth. He was so influential in all walks of life. Most of all, "he planted seeds in they heads that sparked flames" RIP greatness. Think a little it won't hurt!

"Somebody wake me I'm dreamin, I started as a seed the semen Swimmin upstream, planted in the womb while screamin
on the top, was my pops, my momma screamin stop
From a single drop, this is what they got"

Somebody wake me I'm dreamin by Cali-O April 7, 2006

I'm not going to sugarcoat it

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Person 1: "hey Kazuya are going to sugarcoat it?"
Kazuya: "I'm not going to sugarcoat it, ⇨ ★ ⇩ ↘ + 2 | f,N,d~d/f+2"

I'm not going to sugarcoat it by KKKHIT October 12, 2022

M. Night Shyamalan 

Probably the most overrated film director of all time. The only decent movie he made was "the sixth sense." Other than that this guy makes movies like lady in the water (which i think he was on acid when he wrote this) and the very disappointing "last airbender" which has been called "the most disappointing movie of the year" and "the worst movie of the year."

Dude 1: Hey man did you see "The Last Airbender" last night?

Dude 2: Yea man, biggest waste of my time. Its so bad its almost comical. Don't waste your money on it.

Dude 1: Wow, M. Night Shyamalan has done it again..

M. Night Shyamalan by Thordaddy July 7, 2010

I'm right, you're wrong, shut up. 

"I'm right, you're wrong, shut up." - Eugene Lee Yang

I'm right, you're wrong, shut up. Stop complaining.

I'm right, you're wrong, shut up. by WØĀH August 27, 2019

Stick a fork in me. I'm done 

When you've been doing something for too long and you don't want to do it anymore.

I had a 10 hour shift at work today. 8 hours in I was like "Stick a fork in me. I'm done".

Stick a fork in me. I'm done by KnightofNerdom December 8, 2019

Sorry, I'm American 

The most useful excuse you will ever have when visiting a foreign land. Gives you almost instant leeway to be rude, ignorant, or just all around screw with foreign peoples mind. Because most countries expect so little brain power from us, why not use that to our advantage, hmm?

ex 1;
Mike: *spills steaming hot coffee all over French guys lap*
French Guy: OW! Wat ze' hell?

Mike: Sorry dude, I'm American.
French: Oh, well zat explainz zvery' thing. *

ex 2;

Mike: *steals a Australian guys taxi cab*
British Guy: Oi! Who the bloody 'ell do yew think you AHHre?
Mike: Sorry dude, I'm American.
British Guy: Bloody figures... Might as well naut even botha' then. *stomps off*
Mike: America: 2, World: 0 *snickers victoriously*

ex 3;

Mike: *snags the sandwich off a Japanese guys plate and takes a bite*
Japanese Guy: Ayy yaahhh! Who you think you are, rude person?
Mike: *slowly* Me sorry, I'm Ammmerricaaannn.
Japanese Guy: *scowls and stands up walking off* Stewpid Amarakins', no manner, no honna'!]
Mike: I reiterate, America: 3, World:0. *smiles and takes another bite*

(Offensive outlook on accents intended. Sorry, I'm American. :])

Sorry, I'm American by LocustOfTheNile666 February 25, 2011