Archer Woods

A character of the novel "the lost freedom" commonly known as "The Twink with Black Hair"
Archer Woods was doing some steamy stuff recently.
by Mannywalt April 30, 2024
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jack woods

A taller version of jack Widman
Jack woods is a very tall wood
by YeetBomber101 May 29, 2019
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Knock On Wood

When a man masturbates and doesn’t have a towel to clean up

He bashes the head of his penis on a door frame to wipe it off
by Knock on wood March 21, 2024
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wade wood

1: "Are you really going to brush your teeth with a lit cigarette?"

2: "yea I'm just gonna pull a wade wood"
by dickleweed January 22, 2014
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Drift wood

When a penis is so long that it tries to float towards the top when its under water.
Guy: "Hey man you are having some drift wood right now."
Guy 2: "Yeah that happens whenever im in a pool. Just ignore it."
by Drift-wood December 25, 2018
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Drift Wood

The act of swimming in the nude with a half chub while floating on your back.
4 guys and 3 girls go to the beach and zack with his half chub decided to go skinny dipping. Classic drift wood.
by YHR Spynx August 04, 2018
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wood swinger

NEGATIVE:A SUBORDINANT(HARRASING) GIRL THAT YOU CAN NOT SEEM TO GET RID OF. NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, SHE IS ALWAYS THERE...ANNOYING YOU!!!
she a wood swinger
by wood swinger March 17, 2009
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