The act of refusing to completely remove your pants before intercourse, instead choosing to pull just your dick out through the fly. While unnecessary and ultimately painful, this is a common practice used by Fuckboys, and guys who Vape.
Went on a date with Ashley the other night, things heated up pretty quick and I didn't even have time to get my pants off, so I Zip-lined her!
by BigDaddyRy August 26, 2017
Get the Zip-linedmug. Swanson Line:
Named after Joe Swanson from family guy. The Swanson Line separates disabled people into two categories. Datable and non datable. For example, joe from family guy is a paraplegic but he is strong, smart and a very capable police officer. Joe is right on the line. A little more disabled and he would be below the Swanson Line and therefore not datable. A little less disabled, and he would be clearly acceptable as someone to date or even marry.
Other examples:
Stephen Hawking: smartest man on earth and rich but just too disabled to be a viable partner. He is below the Swanson Line.
Jim Abbott:
Amputee and athlete. Clearly disabled but not nearly disabled enough to hurt his chances. He is an example of being above the Swanson Line
Named after Joe Swanson from family guy. The Swanson Line separates disabled people into two categories. Datable and non datable. For example, joe from family guy is a paraplegic but he is strong, smart and a very capable police officer. Joe is right on the line. A little more disabled and he would be below the Swanson Line and therefore not datable. A little less disabled, and he would be clearly acceptable as someone to date or even marry.
Other examples:
Stephen Hawking: smartest man on earth and rich but just too disabled to be a viable partner. He is below the Swanson Line.
Jim Abbott:
Amputee and athlete. Clearly disabled but not nearly disabled enough to hurt his chances. He is an example of being above the Swanson Line
I lost my arm when I was a kid, but it wasn't until I also lost my legs and ended up in a wheelchair that I dropped below the Swanson Line.
by Never loved May 19, 2014
Get the swanson linemug. by SteveM1001 July 18, 2021
Get the Balls on the linemug. Noun.
A genetic adaption commonly developed by older adult males who are typically of African descent, this refers to a person whose hairline reveals more forehead than hair when facing forward which may or may not have to do with the early stages of balding.
(Note; that the said person's hairline most typically begins within the top center of the cranium when this happens)
A genetic adaption commonly developed by older adult males who are typically of African descent, this refers to a person whose hairline reveals more forehead than hair when facing forward which may or may not have to do with the early stages of balding.
(Note; that the said person's hairline most typically begins within the top center of the cranium when this happens)
- The man's head-line became quite formidable with age.
- Though my head-line is larger than most, I am very confident of my appeal towards the opposite sex.
- Though my head-line is larger than most, I am very confident of my appeal towards the opposite sex.
by InfiniteBars March 8, 2020
Get the Head-linemug. by expvideo October 7, 2008
Get the Bastard Linemug. Cutting a perfect line in the boundary between your grass and lawn using the Worx Cordless 20V GT 2.0 String Weed Wacker Trimmer
by firedorange717 October 22, 2022
Get the ripping a linemug. A line counter is a construction worker stuck in their old ways, unwilling to adopt adopt new products or technology to make lives easier or faster. They reject the notion that any improvements could be made to tools or processes used in construction and home improvements and prefer to things the traditional way out of stubbornness and technology aversion.
That plumber John is a real line counter, the dude is still using a hand powered drill and flip phone since 2005.
"if you don't know how to use insert traditional tool/process/technique here, you wouldn't be working on my job site" - Line Counter commenting on any social media post
"if you don't know how to use insert traditional tool/process/technique here, you wouldn't be working on my job site" - Line Counter commenting on any social media post
by Jimmy Hardhat June 25, 2024
Get the Line Countermug.