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No motherfucker I'm swinging around in the dark and each and every one of you motherfuckers got your hand on a light switch. Remember "guilt by association"? "Spray and pray"? I knew this was a possibility but instead of turning the light on so I can find the motherfucker I'm looking for you want to sit and bitch about getting hit.
Hym "I don't give a fuck what I did. That's the problem here. You can't get over what I did and you're never going to convince me that I'm wrong. Because I'm not. It's literally impossible for you to do what you're trying to do and what I'M trying to do is only impossible if literally ALL OF YOU are beyond reason. You can either turn on the red light or allow me to continue stumble around in the dark until somebody gets hurt OR we can all just keep talking shit. My social skills are so far beyond the actual problem here and for any of you to pretend that my social interactions consist of anything other than people trying to control my behavior or that any actual dialogue occurs when you know exactly what you're doing to me shows that how disingenuous you all are. You don't get to do whatever you want to me and I do get to say whatever I want. If you're not going to agreed to the rules than there is no reason to follow them."
by Hym Iam March 8, 2023
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Dark House

A house or room where madmen are confined
Man 1: My wife thought I was cheating on her in a dream last night
Man 2: Bummer you're in the dark house now dude
by angelicdemon115 January 21, 2023
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Dark Dial

dark dial - when you wake up in the middle of the night and check the time only to inadvertently call your crush thus ruining EVERYTHING you've worked towards (similar to "butt dial" only with harsher consequences)
I dark dialed my most recent Tinder fling and he has since ghosted.
by darkdial January 6, 2017
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dark mentality

Someone more inclined to look at the more bleak , harsh or negative sides of things .
After Proof died marshal's had a dark mentality.
by Ascending Darkness September 5, 2015
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Kiss me in the dark .

When the lights are off while going down on a lady. Later finding out you were licking her asshole the whole time .
I was hanging with Becky and went down town . She said kiss me in the dark . So I did , can’t get the taste out of my mouth now .
by DirtyOldMan420 December 30, 2020
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dark boy

A boy who cannot be seen in the dark and also has very yellow teeth
Hey look at that dark boy I can rarely see him
by Dikbum May 8, 2018
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Dark Century

The best Persiseant World experience out of all the NWN servers in existence.
I tried all those other servers like Avlis and Mythos, but none were so good as Dark Century.
by   September 14, 2003
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