STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔

when your stupid horse makes you fall out of your porche, and makes you lose all the money in your bank account so you just have to scream "oh no!"

You:*loses all the money in your bank account* STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔

ME:*Starts chanting stupid horse* STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔ STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔ STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔ STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔ STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔

by Secretly a simp February 6, 2021

Trojan horse text

A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.

My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:

“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”

by MinnesotaMan612 September 13, 2022

Trojan Horse

When you cum in a girls mouth during a blowjob, and instead of swallowing, she kisses you in order to spit it back into your mouth.

Jessica was sucking me off last night, and I can’t believe I fell for the good old Trojan Horse.

by NotMikey July 28, 2023

horse

(in a house)head of a house or a person in a house,with whole or a lot of authority of the house and its people,stable or tired or loving the house,no difference,puffing all around the house inside from nose,as it could have turned to a really usual house or a tiring one,as a male horse:As if big,as if healthy,as if powerful.

((Fun and cry)) mental sick of mine,went home wrongly cause she is unstable in a house and must have be stopping for my advices,I watched her red-handed ,the sick is funilly thinking she is a horse,but no!

by now name February 6, 2023

HORSE

This word is largely common for brown people who look like chapatti heads. Specifically 3 foot 1 people (short people) with glasses. This word is a kind way of saying to someone you look like a horse. Because if they do, then they must after all we're not the one with bad eye sight

khadijah mohammed patel: *walks down the street and lands in shit*
you: HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU LOOK LIKE MY HORSE YOU BENCHOD-

by pigeon <3 January 2, 2023

sound horse

When a female is better than a bro at being solid.

She listens to me! She is a sound horse!

by DamnitDarci December 26, 2021

New born horsed

South African slang for getting very drunk or high

Tonight we’re gonna get new born horsed.

by Deringian May 12, 2020