Coach Ham Lamb

The coach that makes the girls pull their shorts down in gym class. THE WORST COACH EVER!!!!!!!!

Coach Ham Lam: Girls come here
Me and my friends: What do you want now?
Coach Ham Lamb: Don't wear those shorts again!!!

by You're_a_whore November 19, 2019

Ham packed

That point that you’ve eaten so much ham you could burst!

Sophie had devoured so much food she was ham packed

by The steamer 4 December 16, 2019

As-ham

Daddy. You may call him daddy. Also known as the son of Txltyyy, Wife of Aaron, and more.

girl1: as-ham is daddy
girl2: wtf? she's our mom

by hot girl 69 from maldives January 18, 2023

sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!

Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.

Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'

by Annnnnnoooonnnyyyyymooouuuuuss May 24, 2018

west ham syndrome

A syndrome that makes a person continue to support a cause / political party / leader with a blinkered rose-tinted view, based on a false glorious past and nostalgia of imaginary grandeur.

so you cant name a single benefit of brexit and yet all you type is 'leave means leave', this has all the symptoms of west ham syndrome

by 11RYCA11 February 22, 2023

Ham Dog

A ham dog is a slice of ham served on a hot dog bun, commonly with mayonnaise and mustard.

We are out of bread and hot dogs but we have ham and hot dog buns. Looks like ham dogs again.

by anonymous April 23, 2025